MY NEWS YEAR'S RESOLUTION IS TO KILL SOMEONE THROUGH GAY SEX
dear followers, today i offer you pingu with simone de beauvoir quote
there's a bi in the word lesbian because we are friends.
Women's fashion is like this is too tight in the legs this is too loose in the crotch this digs into your stomach when you sit down this flashes people when you bend over this shows your pantylines to everyone this shows your bra straps this shows the outline of your bra cups this falls off your shoulder if you slouch this flashes people if you ride your bike this prevents you from running this prevents you from climbing this digs into your toes this has no pockets this squeezes your thighs this drags in the mud this is see-through in direct sunlight this gives you a rash if you wear it all day this is comfortable but someone told you it's trashy this makes you self-conscious because it is too tight this makes you self-conscious because it is too loose this stops you from sitting cross-legged this stops you from breathing all the way in this doesn't look how it did on the mannequin this went out of style yesterday this makes you too aware of your body this squeezes so tight it makes you angry this fits so wrong it makes you think you're the problem
i love you practical effects i love you corn syrup blood i love you set designers i love you creature artists i love you makeup and prosthetics i love you costumers i love you actors who sit in the makeup chair for 5 hours i love you makeup artists i love you practical sets i love you puppetry i love you miniatures and bigatures
why is it so humiliating when you’re wearing a mask and it makes your glasses fog. like okay loser
